The Minister of Finance has arrived in Madras amid much fanfare and a boom in the consumer market in anticipation of his future spending habits in the city. You heard it here first: my dad, esteemed citizen Melville M. Barnes Jr., has arrived in India, complete with sugar free granola and his Vermont ball cap (and yes Julie, wearing tevas with socks). His arrival has prompted a flurry of events, parties and invitations to travel all over India - I really am only here as an escort. Looking very dapper in his Indian outfits, America's financial guru is sure to enjoy the low prices and friendly service here in the spicy country.
Stay tuned!
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