I would like my $345 returned to me. Tell Dr. Quacktastic that her "Traveler's Diarrhea" concept is a sham. The $80 consultation I received on my "inevitable" GI struggles was devised by a bunch of spin doctors using scare tactics. Only a crazy person would show up in India after 19 hours of traveling and ask to have their water boiled before brushing their teeth with it. I have easily side stepped your whole Malaria phenomenon with a bug zapper, and I don't see any polio or hepatitis in sight. Tell your brilliant medical technicians they can use my money for cancer research instead of wasting it on a pamphlet that advises me not to eat off utensils washed in tap water. What do you propose I wash it in Dr. Commodore? Thanks for the sound travel advice.
Sincerely,
Katherine "Strong Stomach" Barnes
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funny! I hope you stay healthy but I wouldn't recommend pushing your luck by eating at roadside street vendors etc.
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